{"id":1838,"date":"2014-12-02T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/2014\/12\/a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-2.html\/"},"modified":"2014-12-02T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T09:00:00","slug":"a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/2014\/12\/a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-2.html\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sidekick Advent Calendar: Day 2"},"content":{"rendered":"Hold on to your hats, because the Sidekick Advent Calendar is going to have some regular and recurring features, and also hats keep your head warm and it&#8217;s getting dramatically cold out! In fact, keep a spare pair of earmuffs handy in case something exciting happens and your hands are otherwise occupied!<br \/><br \/>The first recurring feature to be unveiled is &#8230;<br \/><h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Move over, Krampus!<\/h2><div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-yIFVL_DsTPI\/VHz0BJ8jv2I\/AAAAAAAAAto\/uoXpBa9Bpc8\/s1600\/krampus.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-yIFVL_DsTPI\/VHz0BJ8jv2I\/AAAAAAAAAto\/uoXpBa9Bpc8\/s1600\/krampus.jpg\" height=\"133\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/div><div><br \/><\/div><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Krampus\">Krampus<\/a> is Germanic folklore&#8217;s Christmas beast-demon, a counter to St. Nicholas who stuffs naughty children into his sack and spirits them away on cloven hooves. Why, we at Sidekick are forced to ask, aren&#8217;t there a sweeter abundance of Christmas monsters with which to terrorise impressionable minds? Might we make a suggestion or two?<br \/><br \/>First up, one of Japan&#8217;s impressive array of mythical changelings: the <b><a href=\"http:\/\/yokai.com\/akashita\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #990000;\">Aka-shita<\/span><\/a><\/b>. Yokai.com describes these fearsome demons as &#8220;agents of bad luck and evil &#8230; primarily known as punishers in water disputes&#8221;.<br \/><br \/>Here it is as it appeared in our Japanese monster anthology, <b><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.drfulminare.com\/obakarama.php\">Obakarama<\/a><\/i><\/b>, rendered visually by <a href=\"http:\/\/mikescribbles.com\/\">Michael Stone<\/a>, and addressed in poetry by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdhamSmart92\">Adham Smart<\/a>.<br \/><br \/><div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-2a6sBai5BiQ\/VHUCY1Wk56I\/AAAAAAAAAqw\/4sxtb1aOwxY\/s1600\/image-1.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-2a6sBai5BiQ\/VHUCY1Wk56I\/AAAAAAAAAqw\/4sxtb1aOwxY\/s1600\/image-1.jpg\" height=\"640\" width=\"452\" \/><\/a><\/div><br \/><div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-_owpvxhb1BY\/VHUCY2HMesI\/AAAAAAAAAqs\/g47dMy_4Yzs\/s1600\/image-2.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-_owpvxhb1BY\/VHUCY2HMesI\/AAAAAAAAAqs\/g47dMy_4Yzs\/s1600\/image-2.jpg\" height=\"640\" width=\"452\" \/><\/a><\/div><br \/><div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-m16JWwjBHME\/VHUCY_UkLwI\/AAAAAAAAAqo\/4781KVKQZeY\/s1600\/image-3.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-m16JWwjBHME\/VHUCY_UkLwI\/AAAAAAAAAqo\/4781KVKQZeY\/s1600\/image-3.jpg\" height=\"640\" width=\"452\" \/><\/a><\/div><br \/>Traditionally, the Aka-shita is a summer monster, but there&#8217;s nothing to say a little winter shift work would go amiss. Hiding in its cloud, the bright-tongued revenger would find house entry via the chimbley easy. It would then proceed to the child&#8217;s bedroom and lick its sleeping face to make a moral determination. Evil or ethically-compromised minors would suffer bad luck in the ensuing present-giving, receiving the wrong edition of the latest Pokemon, Bryan Adams instead of Ryan Adams, and so on.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Hold on to your hats, because the Sidekick Advent Calendar is going to have some regular and recurring features, and also hats keep your head warm and it&#8217;s getting dramatically cold out! In fact, keep a spare pair of earmuffs handy in case something exciting happens and your hands are otherwise occupied!The first recurring feature &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/2014\/12\/a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-2.html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Sidekick Advent Calendar: Day 2&#8221;<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[428,526,531],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advent-calendar","category-move-over-krampus","category-obakarama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}