{"id":1831,"date":"2014-12-09T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-09T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/2014\/12\/a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-9.html\/"},"modified":"2016-10-11T19:09:52","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T19:09:52","slug":"a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/2014\/12\/a-sidekick-advent-calendar-day-9.html\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sidekick Advent Calendar: Day 9"},"content":{"rendered":"Run for the hills! We have a second visitation from a would-be Christmas monster!

Move over, Krampus!<\/h2>
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Seriously, look how sad he is. His little face!<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
Today’s terror from another realm comes in a deceptively sweet guise. Do not be fooled by the twinset and half-moon specs, not the soothing keep fit videos<\/a>. This soft-voiced slaughterer has left a horrifying body count in her wake.<\/div>
Forget Gilles de Rais, Countess Bathory, Vlad the Impaler. Turn your gaze instead to sleepy Cabot Cove, lair of the one they call…
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<\/a><\/div>The truth is out. Poet Chrissy Williams<\/a><\/b> and artist Howard Hardiman<\/a><\/b> have written and illustrated Angela<\/a><\/b><\/i>, a daring expose of the Artist Formerly Known As Jessica Fletcher. Make no mistake. They are one and the same, and wherever they go, there will be blood… *

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*…and sausage dogs. Don’t ask.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Run for the hills! We have a second visitation from a would-be Christmas monster!Move over, Krampus!Seriously, look how sad he is. His little face!Today’s terror from another realm comes in a deceptively sweet guise. Do not be fooled by the twinset and half-moon specs, not the soothing keep fit videos. This soft-voiced slaughterer has left … Continue reading “A Sidekick Advent Calendar: Day 9”<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[428,526],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advent-calendar","category-move-over-krampus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2123,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions\/2123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}