{"id":4524,"date":"2024-02-14T10:14:58","date_gmt":"2024-02-14T10:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/?page_id=4524"},"modified":"2024-02-14T10:14:58","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T10:14:58","slug":"camille-ralphs-she-learns-to-count","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/poems\/camille-ralphs-she-learns-to-count\/","title":{"rendered":"CAMILLE RALPHS \/ She Learns to Count"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"author\">Camille Ralphs<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">She Learns to Count<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">She saw your kindness poke fun at her crying eye just once.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">Not more than twice, she watched your honesty swear blind it did not know her.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">Three times \u2013 three at most \u2013 she saw your cleverness look doe-eyed at a huckster of the first degree.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">It might have been four times she witnessed your good humour screaming like a kettle in her favourite restaurant.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">Was it five times she recognised your decency amid the crowd howling for tabloid blood?<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">There was a sixth occasion, she supposes, when she spotted your ambition on the sofa with a spliff and gaping case of wine.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">No way could it be seven times she, shopping with your generosity, paid up with everything she had.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">Nor eight times, surely, that she watched your self-control professing palpitations of the heart to someone new!<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">Nine times &#8230; Nine times she did not think she knew, or thought she could not know.<\/p>\r\n<p class=\"poemline\">Ten times she heard someone in love with you deny the constitution of your soul.\r\n<\/p>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"bio\"><strong>Camille Ralphs<\/strong> has two published pamphlets, <i>Malkin: An ellegy in 14 spels<\/i> (The Emma Press, 2015) and <i>uplifts &#038; chains<\/i> (If A Leaf Falls Press, 2020), with another forthcoming in 2023. She writes the \u2018Averse Miscellany\u2019 column for <i>Poetry London<\/i>, conducts the \u2018Poem\u2019s Apprentice\u2019 interview series for <i>Poetry Birmingham<\/i> Literary Journal and is Poetry Editor at the <i>TLS<\/i>. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p class=\"publishedin\">Published in:<\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<div data-block-name=\"woocommerce\/products\" data-display=\"specific\" data-display_setting=\"[227]\" data-edit_mode=\"false\" class=\"wp-block-woocommerce-products published\"><div class=\"woocommerce columns-4 \"><ul class=\"products columns-4\">\n<li class=\"product type-product post-3995 status-publish first instock product_cat-books product_cat-hipflasks product_cat-history-satire product_cat-love-romance product_tag-critical-writing product_tag-essays product_tag-experimental-poetry product_tag-gothic product_tag-historical-poetry product_tag-mixed-media product_tag-poetry product_tag-romance has-post-thumbnail taxable shipping-taxable purchasable product-type-variable has-default-attributes\">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/product\/you-again-a-book-of-love-hate-stories\/\" class=\"woocommerce-LoopProduct-link woocommerce-loop-product__link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"363\" src=\"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/you-again-fc-small-250x363.jpg\" class=\"attachment-woocommerce_thumbnail size-woocommerce_thumbnail\" alt=\"Book cover for You Again, featuring a dancing couple whose heads are a lighter and a trail of gunpower.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/you-again-fc-small-250x363.jpg 250w, https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/you-again-fc-small-400x582.jpg 400w, https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/you-again-fc-small-206x300.jpg 206w, https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/you-again-fc-small-450x654.jpg 450w, https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/you-again-fc-small.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 85vw, 250px\" \/><h2 class=\"woocommerce-loop-product__title\">You Again: A Book of Love-Hate Stories<\/h2>\n\t<span class=\"price\"><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-amount amount\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><bdi><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-currencySymbol\">&pound;<\/span>4.00<\/bdi><\/span> <span aria-hidden=\"true\">&ndash;<\/span> <span class=\"woocommerce-Price-amount amount\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><bdi><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-currencySymbol\">&pound;<\/span>8.00<\/bdi><\/span><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Price range: &pound;4.00 through &pound;8.00<\/span><\/span>\n<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/product\/you-again-a-book-of-love-hate-stories\/\" aria-describedby=\"woocommerce_loop_add_to_cart_link_describedby_3995\" data-quantity=\"1\" class=\"button product_type_variable add_to_cart_button\" data-product_id=\"3995\" data-product_sku=\"\" aria-label=\"Select options for &ldquo;You Again: A Book of Love-Hate Stories&rdquo;\" rel=\"nofollow\">Select options<\/a>\t<span id=\"woocommerce_loop_add_to_cart_link_describedby_3995\" class=\"screen-reader-text\">\n\t\tThis product has multiple variants. 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