{"id":4423,"date":"2023-11-08T23:29:12","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T23:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/?page_id=4423"},"modified":"2023-11-19T22:46:20","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T22:46:20","slug":"surveyors-riddles-twelve","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/poems\/surveyors-riddles-twelve\/","title":{"rendered":"GILES GOODLAND &#038; ALISTAIR NOON \/ Surveyor&#8217;s Riddles #12"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"author\">Giles Goodland &#038; Alistair Noon<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Surveyor&#8217;s Riddles: Twelve<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>I was more than halfway through life\u2019s\r\n<br>wood, I would not say I was lost but I could not\r\n<br>see my way. I sat down and got out my sandwich\r\n<br>and before I knew it I was having 20 winks,\r\n<br>\r\n<br>and Management came to me in my sleep\r\n<br>and lifted me above the walls of paradise\r\n<br>showing me my leafy grandparents\r\n<br>just reaching for that decisive divisive\r\n<br>\r\n<br>fruit. I woke to find my lunchbox empty\r\n<br>and no memory of having eaten my\r\n<br>\u2018petit filou\u2019. The birds sang mockingly.\r\n<br>A squirrel dropped something from a tree.\r\n<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"bio\"><strong>Giles Goodland<\/strong> is the author of <i>Gloss<\/i> (Knives Forks and Spoons Press, 2014) and <i>What the Things Sang<\/i> (Shearsman, 2012) as well as several chapbooks of poetry and articles on Early Modern English lexis. 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