{"id":4284,"date":"2023-10-26T13:06:34","date_gmt":"2023-10-26T12:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/?page_id=4284"},"modified":"2023-11-19T22:39:43","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T22:39:43","slug":"paul-stephenson-the-misoscopist","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sidekickbooks.com\/booklab\/poems\/paul-stephenson-the-misoscopist\/","title":{"rendered":"PAUL STEPHENSON \/ The Misoscopist"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"author\">Paul Stephenson<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Misoscopist<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>I prefer to stay home and avoid beauty. I like to order in. Japanese food most nights. Boy or girl, I never look the delivery person in the eye in case their eyes are amazing. I eat miso soup. Or should I say drink? Miso soup most days. Mondays miso, Tuesdays miso \u2026 and that\u2019s my week. When I stir it the tiny particles of soya look like the universe. A hot, cloudy, white-speckled universe. I drink down the stars. But it\u2019s the little cubes of tofu that really do it for me, the way they bobble and swirl like planets moving fast around a sun. And I don\u2019t need a telescope, only my tongue.\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>I never go out between meals in case it\u2019s Spring and the trees are in bud. The cherry blossom in Kyoto would kill me. I\u2019m always on the lookout for new places to order from, but when I\u2019m not sat waiting for home delivery, I try to read, tell myself to spend more time reading. I read about the history of miso, gender theories on miso, the rituals of miso-making, rainy-day things to do with miso. I don\u2019t agree with the latest thinking, the way miso has been re-imagined. Ask me what I think and I\u2019m unlikely to tell you. Unless, like me, you\u2019ve a taste for distaste and a penchant for being reclusive. No, I\u2019m not fussed about all the salt and \u2026 sorry, I\u2019d better get that, it\u2019s the door.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"bio\"><strong>Paul Stephenson<\/strong>&rsquo;s first collection, <i>Hard Drive<\/i> is published by Carcanet. He has published three pamphlets: <i>Those People<\/i> (Smith\/Doorstop, 2015), <i>The Days that Followed Paris<\/i> (HappenStance, 2016) and <i>Selfie with Waterlilies<\/i> (Paper Swans Press, 2017). 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